Funny Causes of Death

Can't imagine there are many people that would he looking for this list. Except maybe during this time of year. Personally, I compiled this list to fill out funny ways to die for toe tags. Many of which my guests will find in Friday. So, any guests out there reading ***SPOILER ALERT**** if you don't want to know, don't keep reading! 

Here is a list of "Fun Causes of Death" for Halloween fun! 

Marriage (of course) 

Brain Freeze 

Saturday Night Fever

Scared to Dearh 

Past Expiration Date 

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Holding Bladder 

Death by Chocolate 

Played Funky Music 

Orgasim to Death 

Boogied 6ft Down  

Sucked Into A Black Hole

Walked In On His Parents

Voodoo Doll 

Unsolvable Math Problem 

Spinal Tap 

Spontaneous Combustion

Changing A Stinky Diaper

Falling off High Heels 

Unbalanced Dismount

Love of Bacon 

The Hunger Games 

Not Forwarding Chainletter

Stuck in Quicksand 

Cat Scratch Fever  

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And, that's what I got so far! 😝 I'll add more when I come up with more fun ones.